Gone but not forgotten

I am an old man. I am a widower. Let us be absolutely honest. I will never encounter a vagina or breast up close an personal again. I will never enjoy , worship, and (yes) salivate on the physical particulars of the female...

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Knight in Shining Armor

On the day I asked Sandy to marry me she surprised me by giving me a card with a little statue of a knight in shining armor. She said that hat this was how she thought of me, and this was before I asked her to marry me. I...

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